Battle of the Sexes
Benefits of Being A Woman!

The Infamous Battle of Men Versus Women

Popular Benefits of Being A Woman!

• Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous.
• Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
• We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
• We can cry and get off speeding fines.
• We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
• Taxis stop for us.
• Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
• We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
• Free drinks, Free dinners, Free moving (you get the point).
• We can hug our friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
• We can hug our friend without wondering if WE'RE gay.
• New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
• If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.
• It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
• No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
• We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
• If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
• We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
• If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
• If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
• We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
• We have the ability to dress ourselves and match.
• We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
• If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
• Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
• There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
• We'll never regret piercing our ears.
• We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
• We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonder bra.
• We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
• We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

Benefits Of Being A Man