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"I'd love to be a pop idol. Of course, my groupies are now between 40 and 50."- Kevin Bacon "My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing." -- Jessica Alba "It's so sweet, I feel like my teeth are rotting when I listen to the radio." -- Bono (of U2) "Everyone told me to pass on Speed because it was a 'bus movie."-- Sandra Bullock "I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever." - Jim Carrey "That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down."-- Jim Carrey "I like the job. That's what I'll miss the most... I'm not sure anybody ever liked this as much as I've liked it." -- Bill Clinton "Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties."- George Clooney "I feel safe in white because, deep down inside, I'm an angel." - P-Diddy "Being a celebrity is probably the closest to being a beautiful woman as you can get."- Kevin Costner "We talk all the time. I think we understand each other in a way that most people can't understand either of us." - Macaulay Culkin (on his relationship with Michael Jackson) "Everyody stands - that's our policy. If Jesus Christ comes on the show, guess what? It's like, 'Stand right here Jesus, we got Papa Roach coming up at number six." - Carson Daly "I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends, so don't talk to them." - Cameron Diaz "Because young men are so goddamn disappointing!" [on why women like older leading men] -- Harrison Ford "I could take Sean Connery in a fight... I could definitely take him." - Harrison Ford
"When I first came to Hollywood I was told to go out with an agent because it was good for my career. So I went to a party with him because it was good for my 'career.' Well, he thought the whole thing was a big date. Needless to say, I was very upset."-- Salma Hayek "A bit of lusting after someone does wonders for the skin."-- Elizabeth Hurley "I've always wanted to be a spy, and frankly i'm a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me." -- Elizabeth Hurley "Boredom is a great motivator." -- Uma Thurman "I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too." -- Liv Tyler "I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children." [on Lennox Lewis] -- Mike Tyson "I wasn't the cutest or the most talented, but I could get through the question-and-answer period." [on beauty pageants] -- Oprah Winfrey "I was like, 'I want that one!'" [on boyfriend Nick Lachey of 98 Degrees ]-- Jessica Simpson "Good judgement comes from experience. Sometimes, experience comes from bad judgement." --Christian Slater "I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support." -- Anna Nicole Smith "Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higer the fences get." - Kevin Spacey "Marry Prince William? I would love that. After all, who wouldn't want to be a princess?" -- Britney Spears "I want a sandwich named after me." -- Jon Stewart Next Celebrity Quote Page Top of Page | Main Humor Archives |
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