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Ban On Gay Marriage - Letters to President George Bush
RE: Gay
Marriage, reprinted on the happy occasion of Massachusetts giving it
to the President, and how! Letters originally written the day Bush stated
a constitutional ban on gay marriage "may be needed."
Letter #1:
Dear
President Bush,
What year is this? Better yet, what century is this? Which country is it in which we reside? Please consult your advisors and advise at your earliest convenience.
Yours Sincerely,
Concerned Citizen
Letter #2:
Dear President Bush,
Come to think of it, that last letter was a little unfair. Here are
some clues:
1. The
year is a pretty high number and it's well after 1950. You can even take the "19" out of the equation.
2. The
name of the country sorta rhymes with "Excited Mates of Bo-Derek-A."
Yours Helpfully,
Concerned Citizen
Letter #3:
Dear President Bush,
It's more then I can bare to imagine you straining over the previous questions I've asked
you, thusly missing the point of those questions. So, I'm respectfully delighted to come right
out and give you the answers:
1.
The year is 2005. That's a good 50 years after Brown v. Board
of Education, which, while it specifically addressed education, also
struck down the idea that the United States was made up of different
classes of people who could be forced into different institutions. It's
106 years after Plessy v Ferguson, a Supreme Court case in which the
decision -- much like a decision involving a certain election in the
year 2000 -- is seen as completely against reason and unconstitutional.
The dissent, written by Justice John Harlan, stated what we would eventually
come to see: "Our Constitution is color blind, and neither knows
nor tolerates classes among its citizens."
2.
"Excited Mates of Bo-Derek-A" is meant to
remind you of "United States of America." That's one country
on earth which is supposed to stand out as a place where religion does
not rule the citizenry. Even in an election year. Hope this helps!
Sincerely,
-Concerned Citizen
Bush (seated), getting hooked on phonics.
Dear
President Bush,
That last letter may have been a bit wordy. I'll be more direct this
time, just in case your attention drifted at any point. If you have
to change the Constitution in order to deny a group of people a right,
maybe that's a sign that you should not deny them that right. Our Constitution
moved to restrict people's rights once, in the wildly successful Prohibition
amendment.
Do you
want the mafia performing gay weddings? I'm just trying to figure out
the logic here, especially the idea that this huge federal amendment
would come from someone who claims to support states' rights. Isn't
it funny how most people who talk loudest about states' rights only
want states' rights when the state can be more restrictive of civil
rights than the federal government?
OK, maybe
irony isn't exactly your thing. Look, I went and made this too complicated
again. I'll send one more message to simplify.
Sincerely,
Concerned Citizen
Dear
President Bush,
No.
Bad President! Bad! Time to evolve!
Sternly,
Concerned Citizen
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