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By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. --George Burns Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. --George Burns Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. --John Lennon If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. --Jack Nicholson I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don't believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn't want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I'm not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn't know how to return the treatment. --Malcolm X This American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it capitalism, call it what you will, gives each and every one of us a great opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it. -- Al Capone Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left. --George Burns at age 90 The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues. --Elizabeth Taylor If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michaelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great streetsweeper that did his job well. -- Martin Luther King I'm not Jacko, I'm Jackson... 'Wacko Jacko' - Where did that come from? Some English tabloid. I have a heart and I have feelings. I feel that when you do that to me, it's not nice. --Michael Jackson Give me a museum and I'll fill it. --Pablo Picasso But I refuse to believe that I am a better actor than myself. --Jim Carrey It's kind of fun to do the impossible. --Walt Disney If you're going through hell, keep going. --Walt Disney Every man wishes to be wise, and they who cannot be wise are almost always cunning. --Samuel Jackson Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the Best. --Frank Zappa The attraction of being wild is living on the edge, living up to the reputations of the people you've been following or emulating. People are always talking about how wild and exciting they were, but the key word is 'were', because there's a long list of dead, famous people. --Christian Slater You can see our respect for women by the fact that we have pledged to pay working women, even though they don't have to work. --Taliban Information Minister Amir Kan Muttaqi I wanted revenge; I wanted to dance on the graves of a few people who made me unhappy. It's a pretty infantile way to go through life - I'll show them - but I've done it, and I've got more than I ever dreamed of. -- Anthony Hopkins
Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. --Al Capone It's better to live one day as a lion, than a hundred as a sheep. --Benito Mussollini A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want. -- Madonna I wish people could acheive what they think would bring them happiness in order for them to realize that that's not what happiness really is. -- Alanis Morisette The key to immortallity, is living a life which is worth to be remembered. Bruce Lee I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute. -- Rebecca West What luck for rulers that men do not think. -- Adolf Hitler Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you 50,000 dollars for a kiss and 50 cents for your soul. -- Marilyn Monroe Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice; I say the darker the flesh then the deeper the roots. -- Tupac Shakur I used to live in a room full of mirrors; all I could see was me. I take my spirit and I crash my mirrors, now the whole world is here for me to see. -- Jimi Hendrix One man with courage is a majority.-- Thomas Jefferson No one knows my ability the way I do. I am pushing against it all the time. --John Steinbeck I'm still the little southern girl from the wrong side of the tracks who really didn't feel like she belonged. --Faye Dunaway. I am just too much. -- Bette Davis It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. -- Muhammad Ali I never set out to hurt anybody deliberately unless it was, you know, important. Like a league game or something. --Dick Butkus I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. -- Jessica Rabit (Who framed Roger Rabbit) I say I'm Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin all wrapped up into one. If I die early ... I'll be just like those guys. --Dennis Rodman. I'm not smart enough to lie. -- Ronald Reagan I am not in the closet. I am not coming out of the closet. I am not gay. --Oprah Winfrey I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor. - - Jack Nicholson, 1993 If people screw me, I screw back in spades. - - Donald Trump You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth. - - -John Lennon Feminism is just a way for ugly women to get into the mainstream of America. - - Rush Limbaugh I love New York City; I've got a gun. - - Charles Barkley I dress for women, and undress for men. - - Angie Dickinson If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him. - - Drew Barrymore (1998) When I walk into a bookstore, I want to see my picture on the cover of every magazine, like Leonardo DiCaprio. -- Brandy I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? - - Zsa Zsa Gabor It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. --Jimi Hendrix, Rolling Stone, December 2, 1976. With all due respect to the world's great drummers - it ain't brain surgery. - - Mickey Dolenz, 1996 Our bodies are just temporary vessels for our souls, which will go on forever. You really are an extension of the power that created the whole universe, no matter what drags you have on. - - Ru Paul If I hadn't been a woman, I'd have been a drag queen. - - Dolly Parton How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? - - -Zsa Zsa Gabor I wanted to perform, I wanted to write songs, and I wanted to get lots of chicks. - - James Taylor, when asked why he got into music
Comparing Madonna with Marilyn Monroe is like comparing Rachel Welch to the back of a bus. - - Boy George People used to throw rocks at me because of my clothes. Now they wanna know where I buy them. - - Cyndi Lauper The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction, and it's total crap to pretend it's not.. - - George Michael I don't listen to music. I hate all music. - - Johnny Rotten (Sex Pistols) Boy George makes me sick. . - - Madonna Anybody that walks can sing.. - - Michael Stipe (REM) (on naming their band, the Butthole Surfers) Oh no, no regrets at all. My mom even says it now. It took her about ten years, but I've heard her say it two or three times now. . - - Paul Leary (Butthole Surfers) I try not to repeat myself. It's the hardest thing in the world to do --- there are only so many notes one human being can master. . - - Prince I do my best work when I'm in pain and turmoil. - - Sting A rock 'n' roll band needs to be able to get under people's skin. You should be able to clear the room at the drop of a hat. . - - Paul Westerberg (The Replacements) (on the use of umlauts over the O and U of Motley Crue) We didn't think about its proper use. We just wanted something to be weird, and the umlaut is very visual. It's German and strong, and that Nazi Germany mentality - "the future belongs to us" - intrigued me. . - - Nikki Sixx I wanted a name that would put us first in the phone directory, or second if you count ABBA... . - - Martin Fry "My audience loves to see Britney get her head cut off.". - - Alice Cooper Next Celebrity Quote Page Top of Page | Main Humor Archives |
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