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Ever. Males are born without virginity. 59. You are male, therefore you want quality. 60. Basic fundamental rule of sex: Quantity IS quality. 61. Lie. 62. If you cheat on a girl, but no one finds out, then technically you've done nothing wrong. 63. Crying is not manly. Then again, if you are a man, what do you have to cry about, anyway? 64. If the question begins with "why," the answer is "I don't know." 65. Women are your napkins. Use them, and throw them away. 66. Remember, Every virgin girl is saving herself or spot" and others will worship your skills. 67. Keep track of how many seconds in your life you have thought about sex. Compare with others. 68. Other peoples' pain is strictly for your amusement. Laugh long and loud. 69. Lie. 70. General Rule: Different is BAD. 71. If anyone asks you for a favor- a) make a big deal about how hard it is for you to do it, b) remind them of this huge favor you've done for them at least every 5 minutes for the rest of their f you're on a date, and there is a lull in the conversation, tell the girl how many different dorms you've been laid in. 72. When you tell a girl about your past, it's good to say, "God, I was such a pimp back then." 73. Here's a good trick. Tell a girl that you're going to leave and when you come back, you want her naked, sprawled on the bed. Leave, and go into her dad's room and tell him he should go check on his daughter. Then drive like hell. (true story.) 74. If a girl breaks up with you because you're in love with someone else, she has no right to be upset. Because, you know, SHE's the one who wanted to end the relationship. 75. The best sex position is you, lying face up... and twenty girls on top. 76. Practice grunting 5 times a day. While some may find it acceptable to grunt only before the morning coffee, the true male will only answer in monosyllabic form, except for emergencies, i.e.. when some portion of your body is on fire. 77. Never ask for directions. Ever. Even if you find yourself crossing the state line when all you wanted was to go buy some ammo. 78. Never ever show emotion. No exceptions. Including the emergency listed in Rule 1. 79. Refuse to talk about the relationship. Get uptight whenever she mentions "love" or "commitment." 80. Leave your boxers on the dining room table. Several pairs. Pretend they aren't there for as long as you can. 81. Never talk to a female, no matter how long you've known her, when you're with your friends. 82. Watch WWF Wrestling and believe it's real. Attempt to get tickets to the matches. 83. Scratch yourself in front of them. Watch them squirm. 84. Realize that your phone bill is way too high, and you couldn't possibly call any of your female friends, even if it's local. 85. Never compliment a girl, unless it's behind her back about the size of her, um... 86. Be early for everything (before the girl is even out of the shower) or don't show up at all. 87. Tell your girlfriend she doesn't kiss as well as your ex. 88. Plan for months ahead to finally go to that wrestling match with all your friends, on your anniversary of course, but neglect to tell your significant other until the day before. When she starts crying, offer to take her along. When she kicks you out of the house, move in with your friends and watch wrestling. Tell them she just has PMS. 89. Tell your girlfriend every dirty joke you can think of-you know how she loves them! 90. When she gets a cold, to cheer her up, tell her exactly how red her nose is and how bleary her eyes are. Expect her to be grateful that you're staying with her. 91. Invite your girlfriend to a Pantera concert. When she gets injured in the mosh pit, get your friend to take her to the emergency room. 92. Tell her, in detail, about all the girls that hit on you. 93. When she finally convinces you to take her to Prom, refuse to dance. Besides, you're just there to stand around and look cool, right? 94. Automatically assume that she doesn't know a thing about cars or electrical equipment. When she finally gives in and lets you fix something, try your best to completely ruin it. 95. Blame everything on PMS.
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